zchr:
what if you woke up with amnesia and all you could remember was your tumblr password and you had to discover who you were based off your posts
“wow I sure had a thing for boats”
CHOKING
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From Ashes We Rise
A Collection of Whispers and Silly Things
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People mistake ovulation and menstruation to be the same thing when in fact they aren’t
Ovulation is when the eggs are saying “hello friends I am here”
And menstuation is when the eggs are saying “goodbye friends I am gone”
THIS EXPLAINS THE DIFFERENCE 40x BETTER THAN MY ENTIRE SEVENTH GRADE SEX ED CLASS.
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OH GOD I ANGERED IT
WHAT THE FUCK
I was not emotionally stable enough for that to happen to me.
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Well, that’s enough internet for me today.
I will never not love how beautifully this spirals into madness.
And into the rabbit hole we went!
Greatest post
ah tumblr
the first girl is the same one who made the first “hey girls did you know… that um… your boobs… belong in your shirt” and it started that whole trend
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Thorin is majestic even in other people’s close-ups.
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There are two types of squirrels
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG
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There is a very very large difference between Tumblr internet humor and actual humor
And it becomes obvious every time you try to tell a joke in real life.
apparently people in the real world don’t appreciate Satan jokes
who knew
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